this is WAY better than illustration homework

TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now:

1. Being a fag hag isn't all that it's cracked up to be. i'm jealous that guys take you seriously.
2. STOP trying to make me feel bad for graduating in 4 years - I've busted my ass more in one semester than you probably have in like 3 years combined.
3. When I say I'm fat, you tell me to stop being ridiculous and that I'm not -- but it doesn't make me feel better about myself.
4. I wish I would have met you like 20 years ago and we could have been friends all this time -- but I'm so glad that we're friends now...and you're 21 :)
5. I love hanging out and being friends with you, but I'm always going to wonder if you talk as much shit about me to other people as you talk to me about other people.
6. I hate how you can diet for like, 2 weeks, and all the weight comes off so easy for you.
7. I took you being there for granted when I left. And even though I know you're doing what you've always dreamed of, I miss you every day now that you're gone.
8. I'm really worried about your health -- I wish you'd take your eating habits more serious.
9. You wonder why I hate you, but it's because you make my friends lives a living hell because you're a horrible person.
10. I know you have a history with that piece of shit cunt whore bag, but seriously, stop giving her any chances and completely cut her out of your life. Yeah, nice guys always finish last, but they also deserve to have the best and not settle for anything less than that.